Sign-In:  
New Member: Egan Dantis, Spain | Join Now! |

Aug 02, 2014
Play Online
Rally 2100
Word Scramble
Tic-Tac-Toe
Memory Cards
Hangman
Scratch 'N' Match
Tetris
Poetry
Browse Poems
Post Your Poem
Quotes
Browse Quotes
Post Your Quote
Newton plays Hide n Seek Posted By: Anonymous Print this Joke  Send this Joke to a friend
 
 
Once all the scientists die and go to heaven. They decide to play hide-n-seek

Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den......... ..He is supposed to count upto 100...and then start searching... ..

Everyone starts hiding except Newton...... ...

Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein.

Einstein's counting 1,2,3......97, 98,99.... .100..... ... He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front....... .

Einstein says "newton's out..newton' s out....."

Newton denies and says "I am not out........I am not Newton...... "

All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton.

Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m squared.....

That makes me Newton per meter squared..... .

Since one Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT.......!
 
Browse Previous Jokes | Post Your Favorite Jokes
 

 
 
Privacy  |  Terms and Conditions  |  Tell your Friend  |  Contact Us  |  Join Us  |  Home    
Site designed and maintained by Mangalore Media Company